The Republic of Army of please is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning penguin population. The quiet, industrious population of 638 million Army of pleaseans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Army of pleasean economy, worth 25.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,692 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, the internet has been placed under government control, and the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of please's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Army of please is ranked 168,489^th in the world and 3,674^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.04 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.